SAVE PORN INDUSTRY ! ! BAN LAME SEXED UP ADVERTISING !

      Yes Most of you don't get WTF does that mean.If you are one of those conventional types who literally hates porn, well you better beware, Either this going to make you sick or perhaps make you give up your ignorant conventional principals. On my part well, I'm straight tongued and i don't lie, yes i do watch porn occasionally and well there's nothing bad in it for me to criticize about it.

     When Porn hit the main stream, well ok not main stream, but somewhere becoming a normal ‘thingy’ to watch, most of those conventional blobs turned up with slogans,rants,rallies and all sort of schemes they could device against it. Saying its bad,inhuman bla bla.. For WTF how can two people having the pleasure of their lives, can be bad,evil to be discussed or watched (If they are allowing.. which Pamela Anderson and her Motley Crue boyfriend did). My aim is not to Justify porn here, of course i can, but lets save it for another time. What's more insulting and perhaps where you can say evil is, sexing up your average Advertising !

     Brand name. Really a very much of a Big deal to a company. Its the Icing on the Cake. That's what's attractive, that's what’s uttered by the clients, and every Marketing manager’s dream is to make people mumble their product name. If a company can market their brand successfully it would simply become a status Symbol around the world regardless of age,Race,Religion or any other insulting racial statement you can come across in Monday mornings… Lets look at few :

NIKE\Addidas -  They can mark Under-wares for 100000 $ and people would still by ‘em.

Coca-Cola\Pepsi – We still don't know what it taste like, neither whether it actually quenches the thirst… yet look at the sales !

Nokia\Samsung – Phones come and go by fortnight and people still buy them.

ASUS – What ever shit they make, they are the best at it.

Final Fantasy – Games,Manga,Anime,Movie.. Dolls.. Hentai what ever gets released under this name sells out BIG TIME ! 

Metallica – Do i need to mention ???

  So why are these Product\Brand\Band names so big shots ?? Why there are Lines of people waiting for the Final Fantasy XIV release in 30.08.2010 ?? Why people Drink Coke,Pepsi even though its not Alcohol,Water ?? Why this much of status recognition given to people who you these ? You would probably say its the service and the quality … But hold on. There are Bands good as Metallica, There are Games,Manga,Anime,Movies Good as Final Fantasy, and Water or Alcohol is better than Coke .. no no.. its not the service or Quality.. IT’s the Marketing.. Duuh.

In big business marketing plays a Key role. A good marketing can make you richer than Trump,Warren,Brandson… Aye pick a good name, and do a good advertisement Bingo ! Most Marketers pick good names these days. But what about the Advertising ???

There’s a huge mistake Marketers make when going to advertising.. well at least the Advertisers… As the good old advertising rules goes, it never hurts to have a pretty lady endorsing your product. Or at least standing along it. Nothing wrong in that. Women are used to promote particularly anything, like in ‘Hotel California’ by Eagles, ‘She’ is used to bring out Drugs. So nothing wrong with beautiful women using,endorsing,standing beside your product.   What's really a shame is Using pornography.. well ok no, lets put it as ‘Soft-pornography’ into promoting products. “Dading Biding Dodang !” For where the fuck people get focused to ?? to the half naked-sex-provocative girl or the product you are dying to sell ??

        Still don't get it ? One of the most failing products in Sri Lanka as i see it, is The “Prima-Kottthu-Me”(Food). The advertising ploy they put up recently is an Epic fail. A big no no. They wind a popular ‘baila’ song to their product, and make a video showing tattooed Chick belly buttons,tongue licking waitresses and lots of ‘booty-shaking’. What does an average personal look at ? The babes or the Product ? Obviously it’s the babes.. not the product… Try comparing it to the much beautiful Coca-Cola advertisement.

The idiotic Sexed up Advertisement

The much lovely Coke add....

See the difference ???

I really don’t have much time to wind up on this. Neither any interest, for these are very Idiotic attempts and are proven to be EPIC FAIL !

So to conclude i would like to Add –> Watch porn, get some Sex Education from it. Believe me its worth it. Don't waste your time Jacking off to stupid advertisements….

Also fight to save the Porn Industry from Sexed up Advertisements …

Gara-Yaka would like to thank Dananjaya Ramanayake for suggesting to do this article. Please Visit his much interesting blog at :

http://pc-cookies.blogspot.com/

Thanks Dan…

“Et-tu MARK ANTHONY ?” and the Ibanez bankruptcy against the U.S.Dollar ….

Brutes stabbed Ceaser. We cant blame the poor ol’ sod without a spine.The Case is still open in the courts and Anthony did nothing about it except steal Caecer’s Egyptian mistress and get laid with her, to be made into a bane among lovers and porn industry.Shit, the first Adult movie we talked about when we came into adult-hood was ‘Anthony and Cleopatra‘.Shit we never have seen it,not to this date. Still that was the first to be brought up as lil’ men who found out that there is something called ‘Porn-Movies’ .Anthony you Lucky bastered, Cleopatra- Bitch ?? I don't know.  its no wonder that he asked the famous “Et-tu Brute ?” from Brutes. It’s the Irony is that Ceacer actually was surprised that his friend was a part of the assassination squad and not the fact that he’s being murdered. But shouldn't it be that Caecers ghost should later come to Mark’s bed where he did the 69’s,Cowgirl’s,Doggy style with Cleo ?. Wonder for how long that the lil’ twerps been scheming on this. which brings us to the question, was it really Mark who staged Ceacers death ? and not Casius, Casca, Brutus or Shakespeare ? Was he the ultimate master mind in the shadows that fueled ‘Nationalism,Democracy’ to bunch of Senators so that he could eliminate them later and steal the Egyptian mistress,and Roman Empire ?? God bless Octavius…. Ok ok LoL Absurd yea,im being like a stupid news paper writer without any juice.But the point is not- Anthony killed Julius ol’ boy,but  we face beck-stabs here and there all the time,like it or not,that is man and the bane of man kind.

            To Evade this kind of situations we have to always be aware those who we call as ‘friends’. Posers,Scavengers,Vampires come and go..They are abundant and its not wise to pick up fights with those kind. In these kind of situation, i would rather appreciate we should pay attention to those who criticize us rather than appreciates us. Appreciations sells, its every where and cheap. Put a honest critic is valuable. You might say, “Sure everybody’s a critic” trying to make your own salvation. But ,good critics – friends that criticize are hard to come by. What i mean is, they should be friends and they should criticize you when you go off the track. My my, sounds simple eh ? but have you ever wondered how many of your friends of yours are actually like that ? LOL.

           I guess recently i realized there are only two, two – of my friends, that would honestly criticize me. Speak openly about their opinion without bringing friendship amidst it. We could butt heads,bite each other,have the most heated arguments on an topic and still be friends at the end of the storm. I like that. I like friends who will argue with pure logic without thinking about friendship,because after all they are doing it in the sake of friendship.

           There was this particular case when i was a ignorant brat regarding guitar playing. I used to believe on things like Guitar shredding.(Well i do know that some people are still on that belief), he argued about it, about that guitar playing is not shredding, he mentioned the most famous Opeth’ist Michael (Guitar-Vocals) rarely shreds. Yet he plays imba tunes in the string box. Sure you fell pain when you get criticized like that.But damn like Bondage is an awesome way of pleasure, that too brought me to realize that what he(friends) was saying is actually the naked truth. We are still friends, and i value his friendship.

The opposite side of it is that, some loud mouth made a comment as “Who is Steve Vai ? He’s a damn ice guitarist who keeps using whammy’s.. He is not good.I dont even practice his song’s anymore.” I mean, it’s good to be a critic when you know about something really well.. okay lets say at least 50% about it.Well i guarantee this piece of ding dong is nothing but ignorance, and high leveled-ness. Just because his parents buy him an Ibanez for his crying out loud he keeps under-rating pro’s.So without making much fuss i politely(really i was) replied, “Who are you to say Steve Vai is not good ? Sure you may own a Ibanez guitar,but that doesn't make you pro enough to say that…”. Later on, this bugger posts status updates on the much famous Social-networking place, trying to diz my own name by bringing’ other into the mud. Damn, if people have any issue against me, i don't mind if you can throw it to my face. We are not lil’ kids to be give up friendships for trivial issues like that. Let the fuckers be and rot in their own grave…

            Bottom line is, Be careful when you choose your friends : They are more than they appear and very likely to run off with your mistress while unguarded. And YOU FUCKING DONT HAVE TO OWN AN EBANEZ TO BE A PRO’ GUITARIST !

Oh my goodness im having such a laugh here….

 

 

Notice that this bugger is trying to annoy me with comments,trying to show that he is laughing. Ha ha. I know the bugger, he must be really crying out loud about this to go like this…  In my point, i had a good laugh on someone’s ignorance and people who thinks they can own everything ,including  talent just when they have money….