SAVE PORN INDUSTRY ! ! BAN LAME SEXED UP ADVERTISING !

      Yes Most of you don't get WTF does that mean.If you are one of those conventional types who literally hates porn, well you better beware, Either this going to make you sick or perhaps make you give up your ignorant conventional principals. On my part well, I'm straight tongued and i don't lie, yes i do watch porn occasionally and well there's nothing bad in it for me to criticize about it.

     When Porn hit the main stream, well ok not main stream, but somewhere becoming a normal ‘thingy’ to watch, most of those conventional blobs turned up with slogans,rants,rallies and all sort of schemes they could device against it. Saying its bad,inhuman bla bla.. For WTF how can two people having the pleasure of their lives, can be bad,evil to be discussed or watched (If they are allowing.. which Pamela Anderson and her Motley Crue boyfriend did). My aim is not to Justify porn here, of course i can, but lets save it for another time. What's more insulting and perhaps where you can say evil is, sexing up your average Advertising !

     Brand name. Really a very much of a Big deal to a company. Its the Icing on the Cake. That's what's attractive, that's what’s uttered by the clients, and every Marketing manager’s dream is to make people mumble their product name. If a company can market their brand successfully it would simply become a status Symbol around the world regardless of age,Race,Religion or any other insulting racial statement you can come across in Monday mornings… Lets look at few :

NIKE\Addidas -  They can mark Under-wares for 100000 $ and people would still by ‘em.

Coca-Cola\Pepsi – We still don't know what it taste like, neither whether it actually quenches the thirst… yet look at the sales !

Nokia\Samsung – Phones come and go by fortnight and people still buy them.

ASUS – What ever shit they make, they are the best at it.

Final Fantasy – Games,Manga,Anime,Movie.. Dolls.. Hentai what ever gets released under this name sells out BIG TIME ! 

Metallica – Do i need to mention ???

  So why are these Product\Brand\Band names so big shots ?? Why there are Lines of people waiting for the Final Fantasy XIV release in 30.08.2010 ?? Why people Drink Coke,Pepsi even though its not Alcohol,Water ?? Why this much of status recognition given to people who you these ? You would probably say its the service and the quality … But hold on. There are Bands good as Metallica, There are Games,Manga,Anime,Movies Good as Final Fantasy, and Water or Alcohol is better than Coke .. no no.. its not the service or Quality.. IT’s the Marketing.. Duuh.

In big business marketing plays a Key role. A good marketing can make you richer than Trump,Warren,Brandson… Aye pick a good name, and do a good advertisement Bingo ! Most Marketers pick good names these days. But what about the Advertising ???

There’s a huge mistake Marketers make when going to advertising.. well at least the Advertisers… As the good old advertising rules goes, it never hurts to have a pretty lady endorsing your product. Or at least standing along it. Nothing wrong in that. Women are used to promote particularly anything, like in ‘Hotel California’ by Eagles, ‘She’ is used to bring out Drugs. So nothing wrong with beautiful women using,endorsing,standing beside your product.   What's really a shame is Using pornography.. well ok no, lets put it as ‘Soft-pornography’ into promoting products. “Dading Biding Dodang !” For where the fuck people get focused to ?? to the half naked-sex-provocative girl or the product you are dying to sell ??

        Still don't get it ? One of the most failing products in Sri Lanka as i see it, is The “Prima-Kottthu-Me”(Food). The advertising ploy they put up recently is an Epic fail. A big no no. They wind a popular ‘baila’ song to their product, and make a video showing tattooed Chick belly buttons,tongue licking waitresses and lots of ‘booty-shaking’. What does an average personal look at ? The babes or the Product ? Obviously it’s the babes.. not the product… Try comparing it to the much beautiful Coca-Cola advertisement.

The idiotic Sexed up Advertisement

The much lovely Coke add....

See the difference ???

I really don’t have much time to wind up on this. Neither any interest, for these are very Idiotic attempts and are proven to be EPIC FAIL !

So to conclude i would like to Add –> Watch porn, get some Sex Education from it. Believe me its worth it. Don't waste your time Jacking off to stupid advertisements….

Also fight to save the Porn Industry from Sexed up Advertisements …

Gara-Yaka would like to thank Dananjaya Ramanayake for suggesting to do this article. Please Visit his much interesting blog at :

http://pc-cookies.blogspot.com/

Thanks Dan…